Bad mood lifter!!

I got this in an email and thought it was totally blog worthy!!! I hope it brings a smile to everyones face and a few laughs!!!

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!